holy moly

Wed May 14
Johnnie Walker tasting; Carnival Center, Miami, FL
Johnnie Walker tasting; Carnival Center, Miami, FL
Sun May 11
Virginia Beach, Key Biscayne, FL
Virginia Beach, Key Biscayne, FL
Sat May 10
Desk @ Work
Desk @ Work
Fri May 9
Under the McArthur Causeway
Under the McArthur Causeway
Tue May 6
New workspace
New workspace
Mon May 5
Radiohead - Cruzan Amphitheater, West Palm Beach, FL
Radiohead - Cruzan Amphitheater, West Palm Beach, FL
Sat May 3
GTA4!
GTA4!
Tue Apr 29
Newest addition. For my desk at work.
Newest addition. For my desk at work.
It was an assignment! Really.
It was an assignment! Really.
Wed Apr 23
These nasty motherfuckers live in my bathroom, my closet, my UTENSIL DRAWER. Shitting and eating on top of my forks and spoons. Every day. So I looked up “How to get rid of Silverfish” on Yahoo! Answers. They were all stupid solutions I would never pull off. “Get rid of all the humidity in your house.” “Clean up after yourself”. Pfffft. Please. I needed something quick and easy. “Paint one black and they’ll all move out.” This was it. Sounded like brujeria or some shit, but it was something. I thought how I would have to pull this off for the next couple of days. Then it hit me. I hate you, Yahoo Answers. But I secretly love you because I have a good laugh every time I see one of these now.

These nasty motherfuckers live in my bathroom, my closet, my UTENSIL DRAWER. Shitting and eating on top of my forks and spoons. Every day.

So I looked up “How to get rid of Silverfish” on Yahoo! Answers.

They were all stupid solutions I would never pull off. “Get rid of all the humidity in your house.” “Clean up after yourself”. Pfffft. Please. I needed something quick and easy.

“Paint one black and they’ll all move out.”

This was it. Sounded like brujeria or some shit, but it was something. I thought how I would have to pull this off for the next couple of days.

Then it hit me.

I hate you, Yahoo Answers. But I secretly love you because I have a good laugh every time I see one of these now.