What kind of eggs?

productivitydecreaser:

SHAKE SHACK IS COMING TO MIAMI BEACH!!! FUCK AND YES!!!

(via Miami Eater)

holy mother of god. DIET OVER.

thedailywhat:

Clever Idea of the Day: Kevin @ The Imaginary Zebra came up with a nifty idea to help reduce road rage: Install “Thanks” and “Sorry” light boxes in his car that can be switched on as necessary (e.g., when unintentionally cutting someone off, when someone lets him cut in front of them, etc.)

If you ask me, this feature should come standard.

Plenty of process shots here.

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ThinkGeek.com sells something similar for $25, except they’re emoticons. I’d get it but I don’t know if it’s legal in Florida. Click Here to see it

thisiswhyyourefat:

Spaghetti & Meatballs Loaf

Spaghetti, meatballs and garlic butter baked inside a loaf of bread.

MY DREAM

Life.

Our best Japanese character imitations.

This Halloween = Win. And yes, Adult Brock smokes.

Watching George teach Charles his Rubicks Cube tricks. Oh, Friday at 5 PM, how I love thee.

does not mean the same thing in Spanish as it does in English.

For Kukumanga - proof of my Asian heritage. Behold…my great grandma. Hooked up with a Cuban and the rest is history.

This little guy however… love of my life.

Why did my parents keep the childhood toys that I had no emotional attachment to?! WHY?!!!

GPOYW HEY IT’S ME, NO IT’S MY BEWBS Edition.

Geocities is closing forever today. Thankfully all of the ‘N Sync, Eminem, and Virgin Suicides-inspired personal web pages live on Angelfire, so I have a little more time to salvage my internet memories. Anywho, goodbye midis, falling snowflakes and custom cursors.

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artentist:

Slurpee Metal Straw, feast your eyes on this:

This is a 54 oz. Big Gulp Cup shaped like a guitar. I saw it at the 7-11 by my house and freaked out. You fill the thing with slurpee, walk around with the guitar strapped to you and drink from the long straw.

WTF?

Ok, metal straw I won’t do, but this… this is different.