From the MSN Messenger Mom Chronicles: This is how my mom gets me to come home…. she’s really good at it.

Got stranded in the middle of the Everglades with a flat bike tire. Sad.

O HAI

H&M in Orlando, FL opened a month ago. ROAD TRIP!

GPOYW - Watching a free Kid Cudi / Santigold show on South Beach. Officially crushing on Cudi.

Been researching mini-moon/honeymoon locations. This is Jade Mountain, St. Lucia.

The picture shows the view from your room. Each room has its own private pool in it overlooking the Pitons. The rooms are open and you sleep under a mosquito net. Little birds come in and clean up your bread crumbs throughout the day. Each night costs about $1300. It’s gorgeous, yet pretty ridiculous.

The henna tattoo I drunkenly acquired last night was quite a shocking sight this morning. Ugh, do I really need to deal with this thing for the next two weeks?

In geeky, industry news, Google Sponsored search ads now include a new feature called “Ad Sitelinks” that allows you to extend your existing ads by providing additional links to other pages of your site.

“Rather than sending all users to the same landing page, Ad Sitelinks will display up to 4 additional Destination URLs on your search-based text ad for users to choose from. By providing users with more options, you can create richer, more relevant ads that improve the value of your brand terms and other targeted keywords.”

I just activated this on some of my accounts. I’m actually REALLY, REALLY excited about the launch of this new feature. I’m anxious to see what kind of a response it gets. On the negative side, this might actually turn out to be too much of a distraction to what should be very targeted and specific search results.

What kind of eggs?

productivitydecreaser:

SHAKE SHACK IS COMING TO MIAMI BEACH!!! FUCK AND YES!!!

(via Miami Eater)

holy mother of god. DIET OVER.

thedailywhat:

Clever Idea of the Day: Kevin @ The Imaginary Zebra came up with a nifty idea to help reduce road rage: Install “Thanks” and “Sorry” light boxes in his car that can be switched on as necessary (e.g., when unintentionally cutting someone off, when someone lets him cut in front of them, etc.)

If you ask me, this feature should come standard.

Plenty of process shots here.

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ThinkGeek.com sells something similar for $25, except they’re emoticons. I’d get it but I don’t know if it’s legal in Florida. Click Here to see it

thisiswhyyourefat:

Spaghetti & Meatballs Loaf

Spaghetti, meatballs and garlic butter baked inside a loaf of bread.

MY DREAM

Life.

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