2008

Jul

Good Year Blimp

CommentGold.com. Comment gold.

Ft. Lauderdale grandpas know how to party.

I actually LOL’d quite a bit. Oh, hidden blocks. zalpz: That dying noise would had driven my...

Homemade skirt steak sushi

Getting Followed

So I’m sitting by the pool of my new building, when some dude in a recognizable brown and red...

George’s Google Mini Fridge!

4th of July from my balcony

Wishful thinking workout

THIS DOESN’T WORK.

Jun

Who the fuck eats that??!

Waking up in the hustle and bustle is too weird and makes me...

Akon / Lil Wayne concert. What am I doing here?

Hiding in the filing cabinet

“Counting Chickens”

I just discovered why my ice kept tasting like beer.

Marketing book I’m reading for class. This is why I...

Ghetto rigged TomTom + Sirius Radio = ready for the day!

I want to hide under my desk too.

Why do delis give you individual pickles with your meal?...

May

Memorial Fat Day Weekend - Krystal Burger dipped in chili....

Reporting from the inside!!

Best Cookie in Miami (from Lost & Found Saloon, Downtown...

Forest fire; South Miami

Bedroom windows at 4 Midtown Miami. I looooove it.

NOM NOM NOM New Times Best Sushi 2008

Oral Exam Party! Electric keyboard mania!!

Johnnie Walker tasting; Carnival Center, Miami, FL

Virginia Beach, Key Biscayne, FL

Under the McArthur Causeway

Radiohead - Cruzan Amphitheater, West Palm Beach, FL

Apr

Newest addition. For my desk at work.

These nasty motherfuckers live in my bathroom, my closet, my...

BeerFest, Ft. Lauderdale, FL. “No such thing as a free...

Excerpt from a Dr. Suess book “My Book About Me”...

Gamble while you order drinks!

23rd birthday celebrations at Bin 18

How much did I pay for a replacement iPhone, you ask? Yes,...

Going to the Apple store to see what I can do. Everything is...

Mar

Winter Music Conference - Slumber Party!

The Vagabond, Downtown, FL

WMC = Candy Trucks

A no-more-braces day

Jammy at the Mammy

Key Biscayne Regatta

Key Biscayne Regatta

Spring Break on South Beach

I don’t have any of those!

Yes, please mock me Mr. Interactive Banner Ad. It still...

Feb

Finally put on contacts AND simultaneously got over my eye...

Middle Eastern dinner made from scratch for the most part....

Biking to Bayside

Out of the Blue Cafe, Midtown Miami

Story of my life.

Bike riding off Biscayne on a rainy Sunday

Oleta Park, North Miami Beach

I need closed captioning

I am so gay. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Oh, fast food sushi. So good.

Funny Anti-Democrat Valentine cards. They’re so bad -...

That’s what it’s for

“Pototo Part 2.” This guy is amazing. He dubs popular movies (this one is Harry Potter)...

Lo and behold, there was a mound of human number 2 sitting...

Domo Japones, Design District, Miami, FL

Parkwest, Miami, FL

Feeling cheeky after chimay

I love my mom’s house.

I passed!!!!!!!!!! “Not bad… not bad” he...

Happy Superbowl Sunday

Happy Groundhog Day

This is still considered effective marketing. Just look at...

This is the reason I was the only kid who was glad my dog couldn’t talk.

Flipped Hummer on 87th and Biscayne. How fast can you really...

Jan

Fuck Planet Earth — productivitydecreaser

You thought you didn't discriminate...

This is rated “Holy Moly.” 5 stars.

2007

Dec

Birds visiting Miami for Christmas

the distant future

The year 2000. Merry Christmas to me. I got an iPhone. Merry Christmas to the world. For I have...