October 2008
34 posts
Least professional e-mail address of all time:
productivitydecreaser:
BubbleButtBitch2005@xxxxx.com
This is the genuine e-mail address of someone that wants to do business with my company.
Hilarious
September 2008
21 posts
“While she was held hostage, her driver called, trying to convince the man to let...”
– That’s my building, yo!
Wait. That means I have a kidnapper as my neighbor. Greeeaat.
http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2008-09-18/news/the-real-girlfriend-experience/
at an art gallery last night… Curator dude: “Great dress!” Me: “Thanks!” Curator dude: “Who makes it?” Me: *already a couple of wine glasses in* “Forever 21 bro!”
Perhaps I could have gotten away with “Christian Siriano”…
Starbucks whips up a better-for-you breakfast... →
I am so down with instant oatmeal.
147xxxx:
Of 200 food items considered over two years, says Lesley Zavar, director of the food category, these six were selected: •Oatmeal. The whole-grain Perfect Oatmeal is served hot in a cardboard to-go bowl. For $2.45, buyers also get to pick two of three mixes for the oatmeal (served in separate packs): dried fruit, nuts or brown sugar. Executives...
