July 2009
26 posts
Dear Facebook,
Please stop recommending that I become friends with an old, dead friend. It’s creeping me out.
Do you guys think the family of the deceased should delete their Facebook/MySpace account? Or is it just a modern-day memorial we all need to accept?
i don't get the whole "wiping back to front"...
pinstripebindi:
i wipe back to front and manage not to smear shit all over my genitals. look, your ass is round, right? picture an apple: if you wanted to wipe a speck of dirt off an apple, would you wipe in a straight line, so your finger first removes the dirt, then promptly moves off the surface; or do you keep it pressed to the surface and smear dirt all over the apple while just going round...
t-one month
bellavita:
i’m making a list of things i HAVE to do before i turn 21.
things i won’t appreciate as much when i don’t have to use my friend’s, counsin’s id, from indiana to buy beer and get into shady downtown clubs. especially since her license says she’s 5”8
help me?
I’m an asshole. This is why you don’t submit an answer to your tumblr through your phone. “The thing I miss...
