vela:
Tonight I get to see this asshole.
WHOA. He got fat and old! I take back what I said last night..
- Posted:3 weeks ago
We’re hiring in North Miami!
- Posted:3 weeks ago
How I feel about the taste of Carmex Lip Balm
This is my boyfriend’s face after drinking from a cup that I’ve drank from with my Dr. Pepper lip balm.
- Posted:3 weeks ago
(via fuckyeahjanuaryjones
WHOA YEAH!!!!!!
- Posted:3 weeks ago




Carnival took place outside my building yesterday and spanned about 24 blocks or so. I totally did not know this was happening as I took my leisurely morning bike ride so you can only imagine my shock. I seriously must have been the whitest person there.
Thankfully, productivitydecreaser and I had our camera in tow and were able to capture the surprise road-closure and ensuing parade.
- Posted:3 weeks ago
Single friends, you’re doing it all wrong. The key to the girl/dude’s heart whom you’re crushing on is right under your nose.
Simply treat them to a Cuban espresso (preferably make it yourself) in the middle of the afternoon and watch the magic happen.
The recipient of the espresso will immediately think amazing things of you, even if it’s temporary. During this time, make your move. Thank me later.
- Posted:1 month ago












