As part of my new year’s resolution to reduce the amount of time I spend doing pointless, monotonous things and spend more time doing some real shit, I decided to try out the Wash & Fold laundry service offered by Sudsies.

I filled up a giant yellow bag with about three weeks worth of laundry, left it downstairs at my condo building and picked up my freshly laundered clothing two days later.

Yo, what a tremendous amount of plastic waste and money spent.

They charged me SEVENTY DOLLARS for 12 pounds of laundry at $1.75/lb, in which they picked out random items to dry clean for extra.

I spent about $7 for them to wash my JEANS! My jeans, which I’m perfectly okay with using as a napkin substitute for months at a time and in which using Axe in replacement of detergent is completely acceptable.

Not to mention the amount of plastic, twisty ties, stupid looking yellow bags and miscellaneous waste I had to tear apart and clutter the earth with.

In conclusion, someone else did my laundry and I’m still complaining. Wife fail.