These nasty motherfuckers live in my bathroom, my closet, my UTENSIL DRAWER. Shitting and eating on top of my forks and spoons. Every day.

So I looked up “How to get rid of Silverfish” on Yahoo! Answers.

They were all stupid solutions I would never pull off. “Get rid of all the humidity in your house.” “Clean up after yourself”. Pfffft. Please. I needed something quick and easy.

“Paint one black and they’ll all move out.”

This was it. Sounded like brujeria or some shit, but it was something. I thought how I would have to pull this off for the next couple of days.

Then it hit me.

I hate you, Yahoo Answers. But I secretly love you because I have a good laugh every time I see one of these now.