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23/F/Miami

A Tumblring, Yelping, Twittering, Flickring fool who’s into SEM/SEO. Yes, this means every waking moment is spent in front of a screen.

Also productivitydecreaser’s lady.</description><title>holy moly!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @holymoly)</generator><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Got stranded in the middle of the Everglades with a flat bike...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthdbe0WVe1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got stranded in the middle of the Everglades with a flat bike tire. Sad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/252306182</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/252306182</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:32:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>O HAI</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfixbvlIU1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;O HAI&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/251197498</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/251197498</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:39:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>H&amp;M in Orlando, FL opened a month ago. ROAD TRIP!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbr9wUVlX1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;H&amp;M in Orlando, FL opened a month ago. ROAD TRIP!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/248830500</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/248830500</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:49:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOYW - Watching a free Kid Cudi / Santigold show on South...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbaycTXaV1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW - Watching a free Kid Cudi / Santigold show on South Beach. Officially crushing on Cudi.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/248547829</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/248547829</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:56:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Been researching mini-moon/honeymoon locations. This is Jade...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9e8iunP71qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Been researching mini-moon/honeymoon locations. This is Jade Mountain, St. Lucia.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The picture shows the view from your room. Each room has its own private pool in it overlooking the Pitons. The rooms are open and you sleep under a mosquito net. Little birds come in and clean up your bread crumbs throughout the day. Each night costs about $1300. It’s gorgeous, yet pretty ridiculous.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/247296648</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/247296648</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:12:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The henna tattoo I drunkenly acquired last night was quite a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt65o0GKX21qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The henna tattoo I drunkenly acquired last night was quite a shocking sight this morning. Ugh, do I really need to deal with this thing for the next two weeks?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/245159399</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/245159399</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:14:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In geeky, industry news, Google Sponsored search ads now include...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0kfvSwkI1qz7cvio1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In geeky, industry news, Google Sponsored search ads now include a new feature called “&lt;b&gt;Ad Sitelinks&lt;/b&gt;” that allows you to extend your existing ads by providing additional links to other pages of your site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Rather than sending all users to the same landing page, Ad Sitelinks will display up to 4 additional Destination URLs on your search-based text ad for users to choose from. By providing users with more options, you can create richer, more relevant ads that improve the value of your brand terms and other targeted keywords.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just activated this on some of my accounts. I’m actually REALLY, REALLY excited about the launch of this new feature. I’m anxious to see what kind of a response it gets. On the negative side, this might actually turn out to be too much of a distraction to what should be very targeted and specific search results.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/241780433</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/241780433</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:47:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What kind of eggs?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspyij2oiO1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What kind of eggs?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/235563143</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/235563143</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:18:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>productivitydecreaser:

SHAKE SHACK IS COMING TO MIAMI BEACH!!!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnp2tUSMp1qz8ongo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://productivitydecreaser.tumblr.com/post/234263497/shake-shack-is-coming-to-miami-beach-fuck-and"&gt;productivitydecreaser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;SHAKE SHACK IS COMING TO MIAMI BEACH!!! FUCK AND YES!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://miami.eater.com/archives/2009/11/05/shake-shacks-coming-to-miami.php"&gt;Miami Eater&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;holy mother of god. DIET OVER.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/234266333</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/234266333</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:02:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Clever Idea of the Day: Kevin @ The Imaginary...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjzxlnZhQ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/232243645/clever-idea-of-the-day-kevin-the-imaginary"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Clever Idea of the Day:&lt;/b&gt; Kevin @ &lt;a href="http://theimaginaryzebra.blogspot.com/"&gt;The Imaginary Zebra&lt;/a&gt; came up with a nifty idea to help reduce road rage: Install “Thanks” and “Sorry” light boxes in his car that can be switched on as necessary (e.g., when unintentionally cutting someone off, when someone lets him cut in front of them, etc.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you ask me, this feature should come standard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plenty of process shots &lt;a href="http://theimaginaryzebra.blogspot.com/2009/11/sorry-thanks-road-rage-reduction.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2009/11/sorrythanks-road-rage-reduction-project.html"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ThinkGeek.com sells something similar for $25, except they’re emoticons. I’d get it but I don’t know if it’s legal in Florida. &lt;a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/car/aa16/"&gt;Click Here&lt;/a&gt; to see it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232262718</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232262718</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:16:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thisiswhyyourefat:

Spaghetti &amp; Meatballs Loaf
Spaghetti,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19oixh32kO2Lr4ONDo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/232110503/spaghetti-meatballs-loaf-spaghetti-meatballs"&gt;thisiswhyyourefat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spaghetti &amp; Meatballs Loaf&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Spaghetti, meatballs and garlic butter baked inside a loaf of bread.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;MY DREAM&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232176153</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232176153</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:28:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Life.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksiot9BnnE1qz7cvio1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/231526166</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/231526166</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:05:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Our best Japanese character imitations.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshvtyrUoi1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our best Japanese character imitations.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230987831</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230987831</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:39:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This Halloween = Win. And yes, Adult Brock smokes.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshnu20hp11qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Halloween = Win. And yes, Adult Brock smokes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230870459</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230870459</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:46:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Watching George teach Charles his Rubicks Cube tricks. Oh,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksciw9xtr81qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Watching George teach Charles his Rubicks Cube tricks. Oh, Friday at 5 PM, how I love thee.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/228243453</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/228243453</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I Love to Singa</title><description>&lt;p&gt;does not mean the same thing in Spanish as it does in English.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227951098</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227951098</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:22:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>For Kukumanga - proof of my Asian heritage. Behold…my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb5e8jzcp1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For Kukumanga - proof of my Asian heritage. Behold…my great grandma. Hooked up with a Cuban and the rest is history.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227567279</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227567279</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:22:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This little guy however… love of my life.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb4zq3De01qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This little guy however… love of my life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227559517</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227559517</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:14:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why did my parents keep the childhood toys that I had no...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb4u4mqxV1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why did my parents keep the childhood toys that I had no emotional attachment to?! WHY?!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227556644</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227556644</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:10:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOYW HEY IT’S ME, NO IT’S MY BEWBS Edition.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8iz9vWSJ1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW HEY IT’S ME, NO IT’S MY BEWBS Edition.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/226063339</link><guid>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/226063339</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:23:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
