var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3811119-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} 23/F/Miami A Tumblring, Yelping, Twittering, Flickring fool who’s into SEM/SEO. Yes, this means every waking moment is spent in front of a screen. Also productivitydecreaser’s lady.Tumblr (3.0; @holymoly)http://holymoly.tumblr.com/<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspyij2oiO1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What kind of eggs?</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/235563143http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/235563143Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:18:09 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnp2tUSMp1qz8ongo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://productivitydecreaser.tumblr.com/post/234263497/shake-shack-is-coming-to-miami-beach-fuck-and">productivitydecreaser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>SHAKE SHACK IS COMING TO MIAMI BEACH!!! FUCK AND YES!!!</b></p> <p>(via <a href="http://miami.eater.com/archives/2009/11/05/shake-shacks-coming-to-miami.php">Miami Eater</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>holy mother of god. DIET OVER.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/234266333http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/234266333Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:02:24 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjzxlnZhQ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/232243645/clever-idea-of-the-day-kevin-the-imaginary">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Clever Idea of the Day:</b> Kevin @ <a href="http://theimaginaryzebra.blogspot.com/">The Imaginary Zebra</a> came up with a nifty idea to help reduce road rage: Install “Thanks” and “Sorry” light boxes in his car that can be switched on as necessary (e.g., when unintentionally cutting someone off, when someone lets him cut in front of them, etc.)</p> <p>If you ask me, this feature should come standard.</p> <p>Plenty of process shots <a href="http://theimaginaryzebra.blogspot.com/2009/11/sorry-thanks-road-rage-reduction.html">here</a>.</p> <p>[<a href="http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2009/11/sorrythanks-road-rage-reduction-project.html">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>ThinkGeek.com sells something similar for $25, except they’re emoticons. I’d get it but I don’t know if it’s legal in Florida. <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/car/aa16/">Click Here</a> to see it</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232262718http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232262718Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:16:44 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19oixh32kO2Lr4ONDo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/232110503/spaghetti-meatballs-loaf-spaghetti-meatballs">thisiswhyyourefat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Spaghetti & Meatballs Loaf</b></p> <p>Spaghetti, meatballs and garlic butter baked inside a loaf of bread.</p> </blockquote> <p>MY DREAM</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232176153http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/232176153Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:28:24 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksiot9BnnE1qz7cvio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Life.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/231526166http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/231526166Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:05:27 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshvtyrUoi1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Our best Japanese character imitations.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230987831http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230987831Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:39:33 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshnu20hp11qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This Halloween = Win. And yes, Adult Brock smokes.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230870459http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/230870459Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:46:49 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksciw9xtr81qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Watching George teach Charles his Rubicks Cube tricks. Oh, Friday at 5 PM, how I love thee.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/228243453http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/228243453Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:11:00 -0400<p>does not mean the same thing in Spanish as it does in English.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227951098http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227951098Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:22:14 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb5e8jzcp1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For Kukumanga - proof of my Asian heritage. Behold…my great grandma. Hooked up with a Cuban and the rest is history.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227567279http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227567279Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:22:00 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb4zq3De01qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This little guy however… love of my life.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227559517http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227559517Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:14:05 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb4u4mqxV1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why did my parents keep the childhood toys that I had no emotional attachment to?! WHY?!!!</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227556644http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/227556644Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:10:39 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8iz9vWSJ1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW HEY IT’S ME, NO IT’S MY BEWBS Edition.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/226063339http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/226063339Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:23:00 -0400<p>Geocities is closing forever today. Thankfully all of the ‘N Sync, Eminem, and Virgin Suicides-inspired personal web pages live on Angelfire, so I have a little more time to salvage my internet memories. Anywho, goodbye midis, falling snowflakes and custom cursors.</p> <p><a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/technology/iandouglas/100004057/geocities-closes-today/">Read Article</a></p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/223815809http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/223815809Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:38:00 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krz4mxynik1qzuw2mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://artentist.tumblr.com/post/220997082/slurpee-metal-straw-feast-your-eyes-on-this">artentist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Slurpee Metal Straw, feast your eyes on this:</p> <p>This is a 54 oz. Big Gulp Cup shaped like a guitar. I saw it at the 7-11 by my house and freaked out. You fill the thing with slurpee, walk around with the guitar strapped to you and drink from the long straw.</p> <p>WTF?</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, metal straw I won’t do, but this… this is different.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/221036637http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/221036637Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:34:04 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krv9lcxrCM1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW - Last Halloween, underaged Chinese gymnast. This Halloween: Misty.</p> <p>Every girl wants to be slutty for Halloween. I just try to mask it with some semblance of being “current” or “somewhat original”.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/219052359http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/219052359Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:31:59 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krp1qkj3eY1qz7cvio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>7-11 is now selling 99 cent metal straws for their slurpees. The idea of a metal straw and the idea that my significant other bought one makes me unreasonably angry.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/216037122http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/216037122Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:56:30 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmlp9Gpy21qzom2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vela.tumblr.com/post/214973146/tonight-i-get-to-see-this-asshole">vela</a>:</p> <blockquote>Tonight I get to see this asshole.</blockquote> <p>WHOA. He got fat and old! I take back what I said last night..</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/214974189http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/214974189Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:16:43 -0400<p>We’re hiring in North Miami!</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/214953207http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/214953207Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:46:21 -0400seojobshiring<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krka2u5JAr1qa438fo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pantspocket.tumblr.com/post/213812390/how-i-feel-about-the-taste-of-carmex-lip-balm">pantspocket</a>:</p> <blockquote>How I feel about the taste of Carmex Lip Balm</blockquote> <p>This is my boyfriend’s face after drinking from a cup that I’ve drank from with my Dr. Pepper lip balm.</p>http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/213856697http://holymoly.tumblr.com/post/213856697Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:19:19 -0400